So using the timeshare stationary notepad, I kept a quote book for the week at the timeshare. Without further ado or explanation, here they are in order:
*It’s gonna be my third crossword of the day.
*I’m pretty sure I broke my rib.
*I question the use of the cape.
*My whistle was still intact.
*I can’t hold it against her for being unattractive — that’s just the way she was made.
*There’s a lot of work to be done here.
*I only get one lei a month, I’m not wasting it.
*I know, I’m unbelievable sometimes.
*The beast will fucking mess you up.
*I like that.
*It sounds fucked up.
*I have to drink for that one.
*Suck it, I got it before you.
*Small things, man.
*It’s raining outside?
*My poor boyfriend! Oh well…
*I feel like I’m watching National Geographic.
*If I’m gonna stay, can I have a beer?
*It’s not a diet coke, it’s carne asada.
*Beat and fuck.
*You are so pretty so…
*I love beer, that’s the thing.
*I’m so gross.
*Wait, that bothers you more than cunt?
*That drug should be legal, whatever it is.
*That is one shiny man.
*I learned some German in Korea.
*Is there a kettelkorn setting?
*Why are you guys leaving?
*Why am I so drunk?
*I just kind of want to be an Olympian.
*Let me know how that tastes in your mouth.
*It’s kind of like my broomstick.
*I was raised in a German shephard family
*I was in the middle of a guy and girl.