http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/ap_on_re_us/us_sc_governor_where
Crazy Boss Frog Governor Mark “I’m not black” Sanford, the guy who wants his state’s schools to disintegrate because he’s afraid of the future deficits has spent the past 5-6 days AWOL. Aides said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, what soon became a new euphemism for the scandalicious perversity du jour. Whoring around? Drug binge? Botox? Religious pilgrimmage? And how the hell doesn’t your wife know where you are? The state of South Carolina, god bless it’s secessionist arrogance, has not had an elected leader for a few business days.
It’s amazing, such a story. At first, I didn’t really care about the Sanford missing thing as it bubbled up monday morning. He’s hiking the Appalachian Trail, aides tell us. Now he was seen flying back to Atlanta airport from a flight returning from… Buenos Aires? You gotta be shitting me.
When asked what he was doing there, “driving along the coast” was his answer.
What? Now I’m intrigued about this story. What the hell was he doing there?
